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Well it isn’t really home made. It is a mash up of a very old cheap lens and my Nikon 18-50 kit lens. It works really well. The only real issue is the working distance is only about 16 inches. So you have to have a very relaxed fly.

So I have been REALLY slacking on my posts. 3 reasons.

1. I am not all that artistic or witty. Nearly everything I say is in the moment and to inside to understand.

2.It is hard to send a lot of time putting together a great post when no one reads is. I mean my wife doesn’t even read my posts unless I ask her to edit them, and she (by law) loves me.

3. I am getting ready to go into surgery to get my shoulder fixed, and it is freaking me out a little. Mostly because I feel like I spend all my time running around keeping things together and now I will have to depend on others for help and I HAVE to send some time relaxing to let the shoulder heal. I guess I can’t be the tough guy for a while. Scary..

Yeah I have been slacking on my posts. I have been sorting out my comments.. they I have been over run with spam. Turns out no one is reading me. So I don;t know why I am even posting this.

If I had better friends I could do stuff like this. And honestly this is the sort of thing my dreams are made of.

I don’t know how I have made it this long with out Major Lazer in my life.

Thanks to middleclass-daaaaang for being 1000’s hipper then me.

I love when I run into really witty web site. I wish I was funny..

So how does one go about getting more readers? I have no idea. I do this blog sorta incognito. So i can’t put it on my facebook or tie it to my “real” person. Really I would just like feed back from over people. So any ideas? Russians I am looking at you.

I love my country, the good old United States of America. I honestly feel like it is one of the greatest places on earth.
What does break my heart is the fact that as a people we have become very soft. At one time we celebrated rebels, we now reward being a victim and punish anyone that may ruffle feathers (but that is another post).
Why all the boo hooing?
Because car manufactures are not selling some of their best cars here. Most likely because we have become a bunch of Lily Livered babies.
Here are a few cars I would like to buy but can’t because I live here.
Ford Focus RS (escort). In Europe the Ford Focus/Escort is a car that no one makes fun of and has a car tuner following that more than beats the Honda fan boys here in the state. The newest Focus RS makes 300 HP.. Yeah 300.. wtf is right.

Here is another one, the Ford Focus Coupe Cabriolet. Hmm why NOT sell this car here? You sell a ton of the focus now, why not sell more by bringing over this nice looking drop top?

Oh Oh Honda.. You also suck.  You have a hit in the states with your civic SI.. It is a very good car. But you leave the best looking model out? FU

And last but not least .. GM.. I wonder why you are going down the tubes? Maybe because all the brains in your worthless company work for Holden? Holden is a part of GM in Australia, they design their own cars there. GM can VERY easily bring some of these cars here. To date they have imported 2.. The “New GTO” (stopped selling it here 2 years ago) and the new Pontiac G8 (too bad they are pulling the plug on the Pontiac brand).  Ladies and gentlemen I give you Holden. Take note of the ute’s. They are as popular down under as pickup trucks are here.

***update***
Hmm ford also has a full line of FPV cars.. Assholes
Fords you can’t buy

If this kid doesn’t win the Nobel prize there is something VERY wrong with this world.
Teen Decomposes Plastic.

I love when a new idea comes from a place that the mainstream thinks it shouldn’t.

I have been getting some comments from Ip’s from RU.. I have no idea if it is spam or real people or if I am about to get hacked. I HOPE that it is real people.. But I can’t tell. So is this thing on?